I am getting ready as I leave for SD next week. I went to pack my vest and thought it looked a bit dirty. I put it in the machine and it came out 10 shades oranger. I also found some feathers in the machine, so don't tell my wife.
In college I lived in a fraternity. We had a room in the basement with storage cabinets lining the walls. Guys kept a lot of their rarely used stuff in there. One spring it started to get seriously rank in there. After a thorough investigation it was found that one of the guys forgot a quail in his vest.