So you guy's don't have to go back and look........
15 or so years ago my wife and I were out eating at the Red Lobster in Olathe, Kansas with my business partner at the time and his wife. It was crowded as heck on a friday night and they were taking names. In front of me was a group of people in there late twenties. When asked to give his name, the pompus little ass said in a loud tone " Dr Brad Johnson" or something like that so everyone could hear. So when it came to me I loudly stated " Just call me carpenter Tom". That tickled my wife pretty good as she is a nurse and was used to dealing with arrogant doctors. In fact several waiting found it funny too. Doogies wife and companions kinda gave us a dirty look, but hey I made like three of him so what could he do.

So it has stuck with me every since.