OK fine, want me to play? here goes
Just ask Bret Farve about Wisconsin nice...he can tell ya all about it. Nobody can grow skin that thick.
Folks from Wisconsin are thick skinned and only the second generation walking in the upright position.
They can take the cold too, because they born out in it.
You know how we know the tooth brush was invented in Wisconsin? Because if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called it a "teeth brush.
You know how you know you are staying in a Wisconsin hotel? When you call down to the front desk and tell them you have a leak in the sink and they say go ahead.
You know how you know a guy is married in Wisconsin?
There's chew stuck to both sides of the truck
You know what a divorce in Wisconsin, a tornado in Oklahoma and hurricane in Florida have in common? Someone's fixin to loose a mobile home.
I seen a women from Wisconsin kicking a can down the road. I asked her what she was doing. She said moving.
The food is so bad at Wisconsin restaurants that all the flies got together and fixed the screen's on their windows.
Wisconsin women are so fat. The back of their neck looks like a pack of Hotdogs.
You know how you know your at a Wisconsin wet T-shirt contest. There's a weight restriction sign on the stage.
There was a guy in Prescott Wisconsin just across the bridge from Minnesota, out in a field rowing a boat. Another guy from Wisconsin came along on the road, stopped his car and got out. He yelled to the guy. It's stupid idiots like you that give these folks from Minnesota the idea we are dumb as a stump and if I could swim. I would come out there and kick your @$$
Did you hear about the fire in University of Wisconsin's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored in yet.
Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Wisconsin? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Why do Marquette students have TGIF on their shoes? Toes Go In First!
Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Wisconsin? Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
I got a million if them...have a great day WTH'er