carptom1
Well-known member
Booooo!I aint pissed my pants since I was 2.
I haven't either. Now I have let a fart trick me a time or two
Jimmy Cracked Corn
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I haven't either. Now I have let a fart trick me a time or two
SDJIM
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Toad
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I haven't either. Now I have let a fart trick me a time or two
:laugh: Okay, I 'bout fell outta my chair on that one!
CowboyBirdDogs
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I haven't either. Now I have let a fart trick me a time or two
I feel sorry for whoever does your laundry! Makes me think of Bill Engvall when he's imitating his wife cleaning his drawers, "Oh my gosh honey!! Did you HIT A DEER?!" hahahahaha
BritChaser
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Them's fightin' words! I'm really mad now!! <Oh, wait. I hunt with 12 gauge guns. Heck, thought I had some pissy pants thing to rant and rave about. Got to keep searching.>
kansasbrittany
Banned
I hunt with a 12ga. too....I'm sad at you A5mag3
Dakotazeb
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I haven't either. Now I have let a fart trick me a time or two
You know that is really a sign of old age, don't you?
Uncle Buck
New member
OK . I shoot a 16. Where does that put me?
BritChaser
Well-known member
Now I have let a fart trick me a time or two
That is a brutally honest statement. Do you now regret letting that one out?
Oops, the pun - pardon it.
SDJIM
New member
LMAO---THE PERFECT RETORT--GOOD ONE :10sign::10sign::cheers:
BritChaser
Well-known member
You got me going. I'm posting a Dick Cheney item in The Lounge.
Ranger Rick
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I haven't either. Now I have let a fart trick me a time or two
There's an old gentleman at our golf club, lecturing some of us youngsters [50-60] about what it's like to be over 80. He says 1. Never pass up a bathroom, even if you don't think you need to go. 2. Never waste a hardon, even if you are alone. 3. Remember that not all farts are just gas.
He also says: The first thing that happens is you forget numbers. Then you forget names. Then you forget to zip up your fly. Then you forget to go to the bathroom all together and just go in your pants.
FCSpringer
Moderator
I haven't either. Now I have let a fart trick me a time or two
LOL, Sharpest thing on earth. Goes through your pants with out even cutting them.
Ever notice how right before bird season really gets going there are more "spats" on the forum? It seems guys are a bit more jumpy this time of year. Is it the hunting trip budgeting arguments with the wife? Is it because warming up on doves always crushes our confidence and maybe even bruises our egos?
I remember a nasty thread just before last fall, eventually the level-heads in the group came in and said thing to the effect "I think everyone needs to just get out and shoot something". Sorry, just had to point it out b/c there are a couple of pretty dramatic threads in progress right now
Time to lighten up and finalize plans for the fall guys:cheers:
Actually it has been rather quiet since JMBZ71 moved out of his parents basement and no longer has access to their computer and jnormanh and his ACORN buddies are out campaigning for BHO and registering deceased people to vote.
Truth
FCSpringer
Moderator
:thumbsup:HAhhh!
BritChaser
Well-known member
Can we get some more guys threatening to fight each other over the internet? I love that.
Internet tough guys = :10sign:
You betcha!! I'm itching for a big e-todo. Let's see, whose dearly held opinion or sacred cow can I attack?
Hmmmm. Oh, well. Let reason and tolerance continue.
kansasbrittany
Banned
LOL WOW
As BC pointed out last year or the year before, there is just something about us this time of year. If it's gonna get ugly, it's gonna start around September.