Jimmy Cracked Corn

A hunter carries a 12 gauge, a sportsman carries a 20. Chew on that a while

Them's fightin' words! I'm really mad now!! <Oh, wait. I hunt with 12 gauge guns. Heck, thought I had some pissy pants thing to rant and rave about. Got to keep searching.> :p
 
Now I have let a fart trick me a time or two:D

That is a brutally honest statement. Do you now regret letting that one out? :eek: Oops, the pun - pardon it.
 
Maybe the 28 gauge Gentleman Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney once carried on a outing sometime back????

You got me going. I'm posting a Dick Cheney item in The Lounge.
 
I haven't either. Now I have let a fart trick me a time or two:D

There's an old gentleman at our golf club, lecturing some of us youngsters [50-60] about what it's like to be over 80. He says 1. Never pass up a bathroom, even if you don't think you need to go. 2. Never waste a hardon, even if you are alone. 3. Remember that not all farts are just gas.

He also says: The first thing that happens is you forget numbers. Then you forget names. Then you forget to zip up your fly. Then you forget to go to the bathroom all together and just go in your pants.
 
Ever notice how right before bird season really gets going there are more "spats" on the forum? It seems guys are a bit more jumpy this time of year. Is it the hunting trip budgeting arguments with the wife? Is it because warming up on doves always crushes our confidence and maybe even bruises our egos?:D

I remember a nasty thread just before last fall, eventually the level-heads in the group came in and said thing to the effect "I think everyone needs to just get out and shoot something". Sorry, just had to point it out b/c there are a couple of pretty dramatic threads in progress right now:cool:

Time to lighten up and finalize plans for the fall guys:cheers:


Actually it has been rather quiet since JMBZ71 moved out of his parents basement and no longer has access to their computer and jnormanh and his ACORN buddies are out campaigning for BHO and registering deceased people to vote.

Truth
 
Can we get some more guys threatening to fight each other over the internet? I love that.

Internet tough guys = :10sign:




:rolleyes:
 
Can we get some more guys threatening to fight each other over the internet? I love that.

Internet tough guys = :10sign:




:rolleyes:

You betcha!! I'm itching for a big e-todo. Let's see, whose dearly held opinion or sacred cow can I attack? :confused: Hmmmm. Oh, well. Let reason and tolerance continue. ;)
 
LOL WOW:eek: I just read the South Dakota thread. IDK how I missed it. I have not seen a thread like that on UPH, or maybe I just don't remember them. First locked thread in a long time.
 
LOL WOW:eek: I just read the South Dakota thread. IDK how I missed it. I have not seen a thread like that on UPH, or maybe I just don't remember them. First locked thread in a long time.

As BC pointed out last year or the year before, there is just something about us this time of year. If it's gonna get ugly, it's gonna start around September.
 
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