Funny dog stories

Alright Toad I have one more. So I go on a little fishing vacation for a few days last week. The kennel was full because of spring break, so I told my daughter I would give her the kennel fee to take care of my dog. I have to do this because he acts up a little if I am not home for a couple days. My daughter has a little female dog we haven't fixed yet. She is driving my dog crazy. We kennel her at night in her room so we don't have an accident. My retarded dog goes in there one night while I am gone and tries to get at her for a sniff. When he can't get in, he decides he will piss all over her kennel, and leave a pile of crap in front of the cage door. My wife sent me a nice text the next morning:eek:. I swear there are no problems when I am home but he is obnoxious when I leave without him.
 
Alright Toad, since you seem to like poop stories so much I thought I would give you another. So the weekend before memorial day we do a group camping thing with some friends and others of a group I belong to. My wife and I decided twenty years ago that she wasn't a camper, so me and the kids go without her a couple of times a year. ( it's better that way) So we get there friday and start setting things up. A couple of sites to my left there is a couple set up with a little yip-yip dog. She decides she is going to start barking. My dog decides he wants to run up for a sniff. Next thing I know, before I can get up there, he starts dumping in the middle of their campground:eek:. I run up there and grab him and let them know how sorry I am about that. I tell them I will go down and get a couple of baggies and be right back. I grab the poop machine, and start back to the truck. I throw him up in the truck and head back with the baggies. As soon as I think I have the situation under control, here comes my dog running back up there. Aw crap, I forgot the drivers side window of the truck was open and he jumped out. He starts chasing the little dog under their camper. The lady starts screaming at me about leash laws in the park, and how she has been bitten in a dog fight before. I assure her my dog may crap on you, but probably won't bite. She finally gets her dog, and I think the situation is under control. Whew! Then I look over and my dog is pissing in her dogs water bowl. I just grabbed him quietly and made my way back to my campground:D
 
Ok I got one. It's tough to keep up with you Carp but this one might be worthy.
Last night in the midst of the storm, possible tornado 1.5 miles to the southwest. I'm scrambling too get the dogs in the basement. I turn around too leave, dog decides to jump up on the furniture. Grab her by the collar and GO!
I get downstairs and start throwing chit out of the corner to reposition the family in a better spot, turn around and Chip has got his leg hiked and is pissing all over my wifes foot!
Give him credit, he knew. Any more time and my foot would have been planted up his a$$!
 
BrownDogsCan2 said:
Ok I got one. It's tough to keep up with you Carp but this one might be worthy.
Last night in the midst of the storm, possible tornado 1.5 miles to the southwest. I'm scrambling too get the dogs in the basement. I turn around too leave, dog decides to jump up on the furniture. Grab her by the collar and GO!
I get downstairs and start throwing chit out of the corner to reposition the family in a better spot, turn around and Chip has got his leg hiked and is pissing all over my wifes foot!
Give him credit, he knew. Any more time and my foot would have been planted up his a$$!
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That's funny stuff right there. Sounds like you have a good natured wife. Mine has been pretty pissed off at this one, but she puts up with him for me.
Like the time we got a delivery from Nebraska Furniture Mart of a new tiger print recliner. While I was signing for it he walked over and sniffed it and hiked his leg and marked it. Man she was hot. He spent a couple days in the kennel for that one. He doesn't hump, but he does like to dump when an intact female is around. It is kinda like he is showing off or something. He is a weird one. But, at four years old he has grown into a fantastic hunter/retriever. That's what it is all about anyway. Right?:D
 
carptom1 said:
That's funny stuff right there. Sounds like you have a good natured wife. Mine has been pretty pissed off at this one, but she puts up with him for me.
Like the time we got a delivery from Nebraska Furniture Mart of a new tiger print recliner. While I was signing for it he walked over and sniffed it and hiked his leg and marked it. Man she was hot. He spent a couple days in the kennel for that one. He doesn't hump, but he does like to dump when an intact female is around. It is kinda like he is showing off or something. He is a weird one. But, at four years old he has grown into a fantastic hunter/retriever. That's what it is all about anyway. Right?:D
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We remember our dogs as much for their personalities as their abilities. You are truly blessed he has an abundance of both.:D
Thanks for sharing, your dog makes me :)
 
The poop stories are good.:D :laugh:

I'm dead serious about writing a book about that dog. If he was my dog, I would have filled several notebooks by now.

My dogs are all girls now, and they never do anything all that funny.
 
Hey Tom,

I didn't realize we were hunting with such a weird animal...I can't report any such tricks by my dogs (5) regards pooping and peeing on/in inappropriate places. I really like the one about dumping in your shoe!!!

OK, I have one story: We're hunting in Iowa and my friend has a new Suburban - uses the vehicle to transport dresses between facilities. My dog has diarrhea sometime in the late evening, manages to escape his crate and does his runny job on each of three seats! Fortunately the truck had leather seats...
 
Not mine but I stole this one from the Texas Hunting Forum; but it's a good one.

Have a friend in Kansas that hunts really big country and has a son of Millers Online that covers a ton of it and gets stopped by birds pretty often, heck of a dog. He bred Sam to a big running gyp and kept two pups. One is, well, a runaway. Put him down several weeks ago during a cold spell and the dog bore a hole in the front and kept on going. Several hours and quite a few miles later Don got a call from the fire house of a small comunity 8 miles from the house.

The pup had been looking for water and running all around the fire house. Nobody was fast enough to catch him till he ran inside the firehouse where he saw a dog on point in the chrome bumper of a fire truck. He backed the dog for a while and the chief walked up and collared him, and called Don to come get him. Counterfit son-of-gun but a solid on a back.
 
Not a hunting dog but, a Siberian Husky we had love to go swiming and ride in our ski boat. My brother and Sis-in-law came with us. Miska love just love even sitting in the waters edge when we were at camp on rideing in the shotgun seat while skiing my wife even put glasses on her and a vest, people must have thought we had an ugly kid. Anyway we had two little dogs on each side of us camping and they let them run, miska had them cornered under the boat trailer in no time and she was staked on a 30 ft leach, my brother ran to the little dogs rescue and pulled Miska back and said "hey look lunch and dinner" our Husky just lick her teeth and kept looking back and forth the two dogs. My sis-in-law got very mad at him and swatted him on the back of his head and wouldn't talk to him the rest of the day, but to Miska her missed out on two chew toys....
 
I came home tonight and pulled in the driveway and I see my two setters chasing each other around the side of the house and see something flying up in the air.

They had gotten one of the Turkey fans that I had drying in the garage. There were feathers all the way around the house. ;)
 
david0311

Years ago in my heavy duty party days returned to the motel in Hoven well after closing down the Muni. and having been there a long time--

We Let dogs out to do their thing--mine went around the corner of the cheap motel we were staying in and proceeded to take off- as he was wont to do--

My friend and I realizing we could should not be driving and our driver having left decided to split the town in two (not too hard since its only about 8 blocks wide and 10 or 12 long if that and divided by the highway) He took the west side me the east. This was late November windy and colder that heck--

After over a hour over of wandering around and having covered both sides of town with no luck--I was now some what sober,
frozen and worried sick--

My friend and I returned to the motel parking lot at about the same time--

AS we discussed our next move I glanced at the door to my room that I had left ajar evidently--

Laying on the bed was my dog--with a where you been? expression on his face--dc
 
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