I don't believe the orginal post was serious, but since we are on the topic - I also took a hard look at the Tahoe and Suburban and GMC equivalents. What turned me away (other than the +$25k over truck price adder) was that these are no longer a truck chassis with the back enclosed & trimmed out. They are now big cross-overs on a unibody. I think they technically call it 'unibody on frame'. The upside is lower deck hieght, ride quality and more cargo space. The tradeoff (and show-stopper for me) is the rear suspension - no longer a solid axle and have low ground clearance due to the way the lower control arm drops down. This is great for hocky mom duty but I would not take it down a rutted SD section road. Ended up just getting another truck with a topper.
And the 6.2 is a great engine if fuel cost is no object. When we tow trailers my neighbor gets around 10 mpg (at best) and the 6.2 requires 91 octane or higher. My 3.0 diesel (same truck otherwise) is getting 18 mpg towing, 24-30 mpg unloaded on the highway (very speed dependent).
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