BritChaser
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Sometimes a hunting trip holds unexpected events. Let's hear about some of yours. Here's one of my stories.
A long-time hunting buddy and I met up in southern Utah with a guy he knew there. The plan was to hunt desert quail out of Mesquite. We made first contact with him at his place. His wife pulled the Wild Turkey out of the freezer and started pouring shots. Then she wanted to dance - but not with her husband. We got out of there after agreeing to meet next morning. He brought with him two of his local friends who showed up in a new Hummer. After breakfast we pointed our three rigs toward BLM land. Not too far down the road the two guys in the Hummer stopped and began plinking at rocks with an assault rifle. We walked up to the Hummer to check the wtf status. It was 8:30 a.m. and the Hummer boys were having beers and something else. We resumed our quest for desert quail and began descending a bulldozed road to a valley via some hairy switchbacks. Once down we followed a two-track in an arroyo that had puddles from unseasonable rain. I noticed something out of the corner of my eye and I looked right to see the Hummer getting air bounding and bucking along the side slope. Later the Hummer guy handed me his video cam and asked me to shoot the Hummer as it hit a big puddle. We and my buddy's friend ended up ahead of the Hummer, so we stopped to wait by a big mud puddle. The Hummer soon approached and, seeing the big puddle, decided it wanted to hit it with dramatic force. SPLAT!!! You've heard of stopping on a dime? The Hummer sank into the red ooze, immobilized. Among us we had one tow strap, which broke, and the one shovel was no help; the mud immediately oozed back where it had been shoveled away. We built ramps with small stones in front of each of the Hummer's tires, but it would not budge. We had to abandon the Hummer. Out in the middle of BLM nowhere.
My buddy later told me that it took two tow trucks to pull the Hummer out of the mud. The impaction of mud in the undercarriage, wheel wells, and suspension was so vast that the owner took it to the dealer to have it removed. The good news? Nobody got shot haha.
A long-time hunting buddy and I met up in southern Utah with a guy he knew there. The plan was to hunt desert quail out of Mesquite. We made first contact with him at his place. His wife pulled the Wild Turkey out of the freezer and started pouring shots. Then she wanted to dance - but not with her husband. We got out of there after agreeing to meet next morning. He brought with him two of his local friends who showed up in a new Hummer. After breakfast we pointed our three rigs toward BLM land. Not too far down the road the two guys in the Hummer stopped and began plinking at rocks with an assault rifle. We walked up to the Hummer to check the wtf status. It was 8:30 a.m. and the Hummer boys were having beers and something else. We resumed our quest for desert quail and began descending a bulldozed road to a valley via some hairy switchbacks. Once down we followed a two-track in an arroyo that had puddles from unseasonable rain. I noticed something out of the corner of my eye and I looked right to see the Hummer getting air bounding and bucking along the side slope. Later the Hummer guy handed me his video cam and asked me to shoot the Hummer as it hit a big puddle. We and my buddy's friend ended up ahead of the Hummer, so we stopped to wait by a big mud puddle. The Hummer soon approached and, seeing the big puddle, decided it wanted to hit it with dramatic force. SPLAT!!! You've heard of stopping on a dime? The Hummer sank into the red ooze, immobilized. Among us we had one tow strap, which broke, and the one shovel was no help; the mud immediately oozed back where it had been shoveled away. We built ramps with small stones in front of each of the Hummer's tires, but it would not budge. We had to abandon the Hummer. Out in the middle of BLM nowhere.
My buddy later told me that it took two tow trucks to pull the Hummer out of the mud. The impaction of mud in the undercarriage, wheel wells, and suspension was so vast that the owner took it to the dealer to have it removed. The good news? Nobody got shot haha.
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