Sneaking dog into motel

[Goosemaster]

If you don't want to pay pet fees, you have to sneak your dog into the motel. This involves creating a diversion so they don't see you putting your dog into the room.

 

[BrownDogsCan2]

Yeah the fire alarm or a busty Latin American woman.

 

[benelli-banger]

If you don't want to pay pet fees, you have to sneak your dog into the motel. This involves creating a diversion so they don't see you putting your dog into the room.

Trans Japanese midget sushi chef juggling flaming sashimi while spitting wasabi at the staff….on Goose’s shoulders.

 

[BrownDogsCan2]

Goose nah the trick is to pay cash and a lot of times they will only charge you for one dog.

 

[birddude]

If you don't want to pay pet fees, you have to sneak your dog into the motel. This involves creating a diversion so they don't see you putting your dog into the room.

You mean like a bomb threat? While everyone is looking at the bomb squad and the F.B.I. you slip them in the door?

 

[benelli-banger]

Goose—different topic, but I’ll ask it here, kinda tangential to this thread: what’s your tipping policy when you’re the recipient of service…restaurant, etc? Just curious….or checking out of a motel, and your room has been cleaned/serviced periodically during your stay?

 

[matto]

Buddy tried to dispute the (accurate) pet fee on a motel bill once. Then they sent him video from the hallway.

 

[Goosemaster]

You mean like a bomb threat? While everyone is looking at the bomb squad and the F.B.I. you slip them in the door?

One time my cousin let off a cherry bomb outside, the guy ran out there and we snuck the dogs in.

 

[Goosemaster]

Yeah the fire alarm or a busty Latin American woman.

One time there was this Indian guy in there, and I just knew I could sneak the dogs past that guy, no problem.

 

[Goosemaster]

Trans Japanese midget sushi chef juggling flaming sashimi while spitting wasabi at the staff….on Goose’s shoulders.

Trans Japanese midget LOL

 

[Goosemaster]

Buddy tried to dispute the (accurate) pet fee on a motel bill once. Then they sent him video from the hallway.

That actually happened to me one time, I got caught on camera with the dogs. Ironically, they never did charge me a pet fee.

 

[Goosemaster]

Goose—different topic, but I’ll ask it here, kinda tangential to this thread: what’s your tipping policy when you’re the recipient of service…restaurant, etc? Just curious….or checking out of a motel, and your room has been cleaned/serviced periodically during your stay?

I don't tip those guys anything, because I'm getting ripped off on the price of the room.

 

[benelli-banger]

I don't tip those guys anything, because I'm getting ripped off on the price of the room.

The room cleaners are probably getting ripped off as well….you could tip them the amount you’re saving by sneaking the dog in…

 

[carptom1]

I don't tip those guys anything, because I'm getting ripped off on the price of the room.

Doesn’t surprise me

 

[John Singer]

Are you guys positive that this thread is a pheasant hunting tip and not dating advice?

 

[benelli-banger]

Speaking of which, Goose, do you walk around the truck and open the door for your date? Does she get the window, or the dog? I’d put the dog in between, just to keep things from getting too handsy too soon…for safety reasons. Or, have the midget chauffeur you around, but put the dog in the bed…of the truck.

 

[Goosemaster]

The room cleaners are probably getting ripped off as well….you could tip them the amount you’re saving by sneaking the dog in…

Me and two of my friends worked as maids when we were 20 years old up in West Yellowstone. We didn't make s***t.Beer money. It was hard work.

 

[Goosemaster]

Speaking of which, Goose, do you walk around the truck and open the door for your date? Does she get the window, or the dog? I’d put the dog in between, just to keep things from getting too handsy too soon…for safety reasons. Or, have the midget chauffeur you around, but put the dog in the bed…of the truck.

Haha actually that reminds me of kind of a funny story that happened to me when I was in my early twenties, me and that midget friend of mine picked up two real skanky girls out of this bar called the Molly Brown in Bozeman.It was an epic drunk!!

 

[Goosemaster]

But yeah usually those people in the office aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. I've snuck my dogs into motels many many times.

 

[Haretrigger]

But yeah usually those people in the office aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. I've snuck my dogs into motels many many times.

Reminds of an old saying.....something along the lines of a pot calling a kettle black.
If the shoe fits.....
I have owned a small business that catered to the general public....fortunately, smucks like you were a relatively low% of the clientel.