Toad
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Late season adventure!
Got permission to hunt some good looking quail cover this morning, so the dogs and I were there before sunrise. I was very optimistic because the farmer had reported seeing quail in this field earlier in the week.
It was 20 degrees, and the moisture from the creek had coated everything in a heavy frost, giving it the appearance of flocked Christmas trees. It was lovely.
1/4 mile into the hunt, Junie locks up on point and I head that direction hoping to see my first covey of the day. But it was not a covey of quail.
Instead, I walked up on a very large, very pissed off raccoon that was puffed up and posturing at us.
Side note: if you ever find yourself in this situation, the best choice would be to run in the opposite direction excitedly calling your dog and hope she follows. The second best option would be to level your shotgun and blow it's head off with no hesitation at all and keep walking like nothing happened...
Sadly, I did neither. I DID stand there like a dumbass, staring at the raccoon and thinking, "oh shit, this could be bad." And I was right. It was bad...
First, shockingly, Junie jumped on top of the very large raccoon and they started rolling. If you can visualize one of those inflatable exercise balls going round and round in a revolving door, you pretty much have the picture. At this point I really wanted to blow it away, but there was no safe shot. After a few good rolls, they released each other for a second, but didn't separate enough for a safe shot.
At this point, Daisy thought, "you all suck at wrestling, watch this!" And she grabbed the raccoon by the ass and started swinging it around.
Raccoons can double-back on their bodies very tightly, so within seconds the raccoon was clawing and biting back. Daisy, being the badass she is, refused to let go, and retrieved the raccoon to me, whining and howling the whole way.
Since the raccoon is still in her mouth, I still can't shoot it, so I did what any genius would do... I stepped on it.
Daisy let go and both dogs eased back, and I realized I was now standing on an angry raccoon. The raccoon, very wild with fury at this point, started (shockingly) biting my boot and pant leg while thrashing around violently.
Then I kicked my leg forward, flipping it a few yards ahead of us where it stood, sizing us up for a second tumble. At that point, I fired the gun in a dog-safe direction, and the raccoon, realizing he had been defeated, turned and ran off.
I checked my leg and thoroughly checked both dogs... Not a single scratch or puncture! So we resumed our hunt.
Within 40 yards, junie came racing back to me, and daisy was up ahead crying like I've never heard a dog cry.
I ran up to find her caught around the muzzle in a fur trapper's steel cable snare! I freed her, once again without injury and we pressed on for another mile and a half.
At that point, the dogs got birdy again, and I started to smell the warning shots of a skunk in the brush ahead.
"Fuggit, we're outta here!" You gotta know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run. :laugh:
And that's my quail hunting adventure for today. Summary: 0 quail, but at least no harm done. :laugh:
Got permission to hunt some good looking quail cover this morning, so the dogs and I were there before sunrise. I was very optimistic because the farmer had reported seeing quail in this field earlier in the week.
It was 20 degrees, and the moisture from the creek had coated everything in a heavy frost, giving it the appearance of flocked Christmas trees. It was lovely.
1/4 mile into the hunt, Junie locks up on point and I head that direction hoping to see my first covey of the day. But it was not a covey of quail.
Instead, I walked up on a very large, very pissed off raccoon that was puffed up and posturing at us.
Side note: if you ever find yourself in this situation, the best choice would be to run in the opposite direction excitedly calling your dog and hope she follows. The second best option would be to level your shotgun and blow it's head off with no hesitation at all and keep walking like nothing happened...
Sadly, I did neither. I DID stand there like a dumbass, staring at the raccoon and thinking, "oh shit, this could be bad." And I was right. It was bad...
First, shockingly, Junie jumped on top of the very large raccoon and they started rolling. If you can visualize one of those inflatable exercise balls going round and round in a revolving door, you pretty much have the picture. At this point I really wanted to blow it away, but there was no safe shot. After a few good rolls, they released each other for a second, but didn't separate enough for a safe shot.
At this point, Daisy thought, "you all suck at wrestling, watch this!" And she grabbed the raccoon by the ass and started swinging it around.
Raccoons can double-back on their bodies very tightly, so within seconds the raccoon was clawing and biting back. Daisy, being the badass she is, refused to let go, and retrieved the raccoon to me, whining and howling the whole way.
Since the raccoon is still in her mouth, I still can't shoot it, so I did what any genius would do... I stepped on it.
Daisy let go and both dogs eased back, and I realized I was now standing on an angry raccoon. The raccoon, very wild with fury at this point, started (shockingly) biting my boot and pant leg while thrashing around violently.
Then I kicked my leg forward, flipping it a few yards ahead of us where it stood, sizing us up for a second tumble. At that point, I fired the gun in a dog-safe direction, and the raccoon, realizing he had been defeated, turned and ran off.
I checked my leg and thoroughly checked both dogs... Not a single scratch or puncture! So we resumed our hunt.
Within 40 yards, junie came racing back to me, and daisy was up ahead crying like I've never heard a dog cry.
I ran up to find her caught around the muzzle in a fur trapper's steel cable snare! I freed her, once again without injury and we pressed on for another mile and a half.
At that point, the dogs got birdy again, and I started to smell the warning shots of a skunk in the brush ahead.
"Fuggit, we're outta here!" You gotta know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run. :laugh:
And that's my quail hunting adventure for today. Summary: 0 quail, but at least no harm done. :laugh: