2024 Season In Pictures, Guns, Game And Dogs

Shit..sponsor? You are already 1 of the big 3 bird hunting channels why ruin it with people bossing ya
The custom stocked gun would be cool, the flamboyant shooting shirt with my name on it, the custom Negrini gun case all solid perks. But the best thing for sure would be the corporate Beretta hunt at Paul Nelson Farm. I just feel like those are my people without ever having met them.
 
Your show would create some drama at Paul Nelson’s, those overweight dudes missing all their shots, your backup shots would fill the video. You’d get to shoot 45 of 50 birds a day. You’d be a hero on the mini school bus trip back for single malt scotch, and waygu steaks!
Your photo would be in the dictionary under GUCCI!
 
Your show would create some drama at Paul Nelson’s, those overweight dudes missing all their shots, your backup shots would fill the video. You’d get to shoot 45 of 50 birds a day. You’d be a hero on the mini school bus trip back for single malt scotch, and waygu steaks!
I’d like to think I’d quickly replace Chris Dorsey as the host, I’d recruit Goosemaster as my side quick, we’d wear Team Beretta shirts that read “Run your dog not your mouth!” Our world class shooting exhibition would be played in slow motion with Por Ti Volare playing in the background. Tom Brokaw would be there in his White Dudes for Kamala shirt and matching hat. At the end of the song they’d zoom in our 687 EELL’s as the South Dakota sun ducked below the hills of the Missouri River.
 
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