LoneRooster
New member
The yearly report issued by my wife states that my obssession, excitement and anticipation for this upcoming pheasant and waterfowl season is up 150% from last year when it was already at an all time high.
In her report she has mentioned how she finds me wandering around aimlessly in the garage combing over all of my hunting gear while drinking absurd amounts of budweiser.
Other reports from her have shown me displaying odd behaviors with my 2 dogs such as tying pheasant wings to my fishing poles and dragging them all over the yard
Additionally her report has indicated that she has awoken 10 times in the past week to me waking up in the middle of the night yelling ROOOSTER and/or TAKE EM!!!
Most recently she came home to find me passed out in bed with my 12 gauge shotguns (unloaded of course..safety first), 2 dogs while dressed in full camo.
The last entry in her report notes that I have stopped using my cell phone as a form of communication and am now only using my duck calls to communicate. She seems to be most upset about this....
disclaimer: although this report may be 100 percent accurate..its findings are subjective and are intended to induce a few laughs from all of us who stress to much on roadside reports.
HAPPY HUNTING
:cheers:
In her report she has mentioned how she finds me wandering around aimlessly in the garage combing over all of my hunting gear while drinking absurd amounts of budweiser.
Other reports from her have shown me displaying odd behaviors with my 2 dogs such as tying pheasant wings to my fishing poles and dragging them all over the yard
Additionally her report has indicated that she has awoken 10 times in the past week to me waking up in the middle of the night yelling ROOOSTER and/or TAKE EM!!!
Most recently she came home to find me passed out in bed with my 12 gauge shotguns (unloaded of course..safety first), 2 dogs while dressed in full camo.
The last entry in her report notes that I have stopped using my cell phone as a form of communication and am now only using my duck calls to communicate. She seems to be most upset about this....
disclaimer: although this report may be 100 percent accurate..its findings are subjective and are intended to induce a few laughs from all of us who stress to much on roadside reports.
HAPPY HUNTING
:cheers:
. Yep I'd say 150% sounds about right. Happy hunting fellas.:cheers:
