My shells from Boss arrived today. I should have enough to last me a while. If all the bismuth in the USA dries up, I'm willing to share pellets with fellow UPH users. For the riff-raff on the street, I'll charge 10 cents per pellet. But for all of you, I can let them go for the bargain price of 5 cents for each coppery coated gem. Of course,
@2point, you deserve a deal -- only 4 cents each. Thanks again for the heads up!
Due to material shortages and rising costs, my new pricing is in effect much earlier than I anticipated and restocking times remain uncertain. I am not working on new products that balance performance and price to help supplement availability, but rather I am working on an entirely new line of ultra expensive shells (see below for details). I recommend ordering now while inventory lasts. Thank you for sticking with me -I'm grateful for your continued support!
P.S. The price on our bismuth went up from 10 cents to 30 cents, 5 cents to 15 cents, and 4 cents to 12 cents, per pellet. This was necessary in order for me, myself, and I to have enough available to fend off roosters next season.
Shells in the research phase:
Product Name: Outer Limits
Shot Material: Osmium
Facts: For when you need to down those cacklers out past 100 yards, nothing else will do. We plan to price these through the roof. However, we anticipate customers will be able to hunt over far ranging flushers who need neither breeding nor training, thus coming out money ahead.
As a companion product, we will be offering interactive AI magnified shooting glasses, to assist in rooster identification. Recommended for those customers with eyesight worse than 20/5 vision.
Product Name: Delayed Doom
Shot Material: Uranium
Facts: This versatile shell fills market niches never satisfied before! Made from a combination of material sourced from south Pacific islands, Fukushima Japan, and Chernobyl Ukraine (contingent on near term events). These shells pack the 1-2 punch of a Geiger counter trackable bird coupled with an accelerated toxicity more humane than lead. Due to its unique properties and sourcing difficulties, the pricing is bound to leave you glowing with shock. We understand people may balk at the exorbitant shipping prices as well, but please keep in mind that you get a reusable cask with every shipment. These can be used for anything from back yard smokers, to tool sheds, to gun safes. In addition to concrete casks, we'll also be offering a lead option, for those reloading customers who want to melt them down and make a weaker variety of these shells.
A must have add-on will be our upland Geiger counter product line. Available in blaze orange, pink, and soon to follow, army fatigue camo, for our Montana customers.
We anticipate that these impressive irradiated ingots will be cherished by the following hunters:
- Fond of shooting #6 shot and above at these tough birds, but don't like the 20% recovery rate? Not only are these birds clicker trackable, but if they still have too much spring in their step, merely come back to the area the next day, after their vitals have been cooked, and bag those lost birds.
- Inconsistent gun mounts, cross eye dominance, insistence on beak shooting on 20+ yard crossers, or 28 gauge addiction have you only landing a couple pellets in your roosters? We recommend morning hunts on day 1, and recovery missions the evening of day 2, giving plenty of time for these pellets to work their magic. This gives you precious hours back for eating, drinking, and sleeping that would have been wasted fighting through thickets, cattails, or snow drifts.
- If you feel the only time to hunt these ring-necked rascals is the tail end of the golden hour, but have trouble tracking cripples when the sun goes down, we've got you covered. Let your eyes adjust to the dark and simply locate the glow emanating from their hiding spot. As long as you don't talk when you approach them, they'll stay in that spot and you can merely walk over and pick them up.
It is due to your continued support that we will soon be able to offer these one of a kind products to our fellow questionable bird hunters. We again thank you!