Well, the next time you find yourself one mile an hour over the limit, please post the copy of your citation here.
What if you self-report and the CO decides not to ticket you, or the States Attorney decides not to prosecute? Are they then complicit in your "crime"? I guarantee you that they use discretion, just as I stated above. They look at not only was the law broken, but what were the aggravating and mitigating circumstances? (3 miles over, none. Dead pheasant, dead pheasant)
You can self-report your 3 mile an hour indiscretion and, I guess, technically you would be doing the right thing, then let the law decide. Me I would just slow down, but you can't give that hen CPR and make it right.
I guess if you want an extreme hypothesis, you could say that sexually assaulting the neighbors daughter is just as illegal as speeding, or accidentally killing a hen. Illegal is illegal, so maybe the penalty should be a $100 fine for that? Or perhaps you should do 20 years and have to register as a serial speeder? Or would you survey your buddies who watched and decide based on that?
Now, what if you and your buddies decide that hen aint worth shit and you throw it away, the game warden is watching in his spotting scope, where does that leave you sitting? However, if he is watching you and his phone rings, you tell him I am in the north 40 of the lazy J ranch and just accidentally killed a hen. What scenario may induce him to have some mercy on you? And in what scenario would your outfitter look like a horse's ass?
I have been in this exact quandary while fishing the MO river at Pierre from the handicap bridge. I caught a walleye under the slot limit, hook deep in his belly, dead on arrival. I throw it back but the hydro dam isn't moving any water cause it's early in the day. Fish floats around under me for an hour or so. Finally I sent my dog to get it, so as to not let it go to waste. Fifteen minutes later a warden shows up and wants to look at my cooler. I said " I guess you know my dog went and got that dead fish huh"? he said "Yup and you just saved your ass by admitting to it". I should have called him from the git go, my error in judgement, but my honesty mitigated my crime. He told me to clean my fish and have a nice day. Turns out he is hooked into the homeland security cameras on the dam and had been watching me since before daylight.