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copheasanthunter

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I can not believe it, it is almost Christmas day and no one has asked me what I want from ole Santy Claus, I know this is just an over look so I will help. As far as hunting pants, well I am pretty fat so I aint gonna embarass myself, shirts, well since I am so fat I can not get one to fit as I need an extra large for the belly and a extra small in the shoulders. Boots, well can not find none I like, I have tried every goodwill store in town and no luck. Shotguns, well the wife said no more guns, 1.5 guns is enough for anyone and as far as dogs, well the wife done told me 3 GSP is enough dog power for anyone. The wife said no more chocolates fur me either, just fruit baskets, so no clothes, no boots, no food and no dogs so I guess I do not need any thing and will try to put on my ole torn up jeans, shredded shirt, with my one pair of ole boots and put my one good shotsgun by me on the couch come Christmas morning as I watch TV eating my celery sticks, life could not be any better, well gots to go, the wife said I gots to go feed the dogs.
 
copheasanthunter said:
I can not believe it, it is almost Christmas day and no one has asked me what I want from ole Santy Claus, I know this is just an over look so I will help. As far as hunting pants, well I am pretty fat so I aint gonna embarass myself, shirts, well since I am so fat I can not get one to fit as I need an extra large for the belly and a extra small in the shoulders. Boots, well can not find none I like, I have tried every goodwill store in town and no luck. Shotguns, well the wife said no more guns, 1.5 guns is enough for anyone and as far as dogs, well the wife done told me 3 GSP is enough dog power for anyone. The wife said no more chocolates fur me either, just fruit baskets, so no clothes, no boots, no food and no dogs so I guess I do not need any thing and will try to put on my ole torn up jeans, shredded shirt, with my one pair of ole boots and put my one good shotsgun by me on the couch come Christmas morning as I watch TV eating my celery sticks, life could not be any better, well gots to go, the wife said I gots to go feed the dogs.
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I feel your pain my friend LOL

:cheers::10sign: Love this post!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Years
 
I never thought this day would come but when asked what I wanted for Christmas I told the wife ---Can't think of a thing--life is good


Merry Christmas all ---- hope you enjoyed this hunting season as well as I did:):)
 
One thing I am happy for is all the soldiers who are making it home for the holidays, bless them all, getting to see their new babys and new babies that will surely be made now.:):):)
 
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