First Pheasant hunt in Kansas

carptom1 said:
dude you were given plenty of info on where to go. Other than that what do you want................directions to the birds? This board will give you plenty of advice and experience. Coming on the first couple of days and asking for directions? Really? Who is the dick now? If you want guaranteed birds, there is a preserve in Smithville.
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This post gave me the LOLz.... :) thanks carptom!
 
Maybe we should start a new forum called the "Benevolent Blog for Guidance of Wayward Would Be Pheasant Shooters". Those posing questions should have less than 10 posts, contributed nothing except pleas for guidance, claim some malady, illiteracy, as in unable to read previous posts, or the myriad of info available from outdoor publications, the state game department, or due to some medical anomoly, be unable to concentrate long enough to take the time to do any personal research. You get extra credit for, and priority consideration, if you wait till the season is actually is underway, not taking any precious time to build rapport or contribute meaningfully to the discussion. I nominate Carptom and Spence as moderators, they will have a tough time, as there are many needy, and limited resources. Those wishing to contribute should be willing to open their private ground, give GPS co-ordinates to prefred public options, road conditions, lodging and food locations and ratings, field size, cover type, and where the birds are likely to be at any given hour, where they flush to on the first encounter, ( these guys are notoriously bad shots because they don't practice off season either, to much effort, to little time.) Reward..... Heaven if you make it, with 24crack hunting dogs and every nmorning is opening day. Yes I'm a "dick" and I have a smart mouth, I am Unapologetic.
 
lmao i would stay with the advice of everyone anywhere n centrel north w is going to hav birds i went to south dak and and did really well a couple people asked where i went and i told them exactly where close enough they could def kill birds and i didnt even know them i pm them to see how they did ?not even a response lol now you talk about d$#%s but soth dak dont matter ks is a diff story just have fun!!!
 
oldandnew said:
Maybe we should start a new forum called the "Benevolent Blog for Guidance of Wayward Would Be Pheasant Shooters". Those posing questions should have less than 10 posts, contributed nothing except pleas for guidance, claim some malady, illiteracy, as in unable to read previous posts, or the myriad of info available from outdoor publications, the state game department, or due to some medical anomoly, be unable to concentrate long enough to take the time to do any personal research. You get extra credit for, and priority consideration, if you wait till the season is actually is underway, not taking any precious time to build rapport or contribute meaningfully to the discussion. I nominate Carptom and Spence as moderators, they will have a tough time, as there are many needy, and limited resources. Those wishing to contribute should be willing to open their private ground, give GPS co-ordinates to prefred public options, road conditions, lodging and food locations and ratings, field size, cover type, and where the birds are likely to be at any given hour, where they flush to on the first encounter, ( these guys are notoriously bad shots because they don't practice off season either, to much effort, to little time.) Reward..... Heaven if you make it, with 24crack hunting dogs and every nmorning is opening day. Yes I'm a "dick" and I have a smart mouth, I am Unapologetic.
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Ok, I thought the other post made me laugh but this just cracked me up! Thank you sir! :D
 
oldandnew said:
Maybe we should start a new forum called the "Benevolent Blog for Guidance of Wayward Would Be Pheasant Shooters". Those posing questions should have less than 10 posts, contributed nothing except pleas for guidance, claim some malady, illiteracy, as in unable to read previous posts, or the myriad of info available from outdoor publications, the state game department, or due to some medical anomoly, be unable to concentrate long enough to take the time to do any personal research. You get extra credit for, and priority consideration, if you wait till the season is actually is underway, not taking any precious time to build rapport or contribute meaningfully to the discussion. I nominate Carptom and Spence as moderators, they will have a tough time, as there are many needy, and limited resources. Those wishing to contribute should be willing to open their private ground, give GPS co-ordinates to prefred public options, road conditions, lodging and food locations and ratings, field size, cover type, and where the birds are likely to be at any given hour, where they flush to on the first encounter, ( these guys are notoriously bad shots because they don't practice off season either, to much effort, to little time.) Reward..... Heaven if you make it, with 24crack hunting dogs and every nmorning is opening day. Yes I'm a "dick" and I have a smart mouth, I am Unapologetic.
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I can't speak for spence, but i will accept your nomination as moderator of such blog. On another point, I think i would nominate your post as one of the top ten of the year! That was some funny chit right there i will tell you. I am also a dick. My wife tells me that at least once a day.
 
I will have my father-in-law and brother-in-law with me. Neither have ever pheasant hunted before.

Some of you guys are ridiculous.
 
With only 3 of you, don't limit yourselves to public land. Stop and knock on some doors and ask permission. After Thanksgiving, it gets a little easier to gain permission, especially if you don't have an army of hunters.
 
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