capt coots new business

blackcloud27

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capt coot has decided to follow in uguides footsteps. the coot decided that if uguide can make money from hunting he would turn his passion for fishing into a first rate outfitting service. he named it CCCCC Unlimited. ( Capt Coots Custom Carp Charters Unlimited) here are a couple photos of the pride and joy of his fleet of sea worthy fishing vessels.
 
Its free to all UPH members:D Lets see Uguide top that:D Only tequila on that fine vessel:D Not responsible for injuries, death, disease or court cost:D
 
What the hell is a carp, do people really fish for those? Do you know any good crappie holes? Ah what the heck, its free I'll go.
 
Carp: Sometimes called Bugle Mouth Bass!!!:D
 
Quail, Carp are one of the world's great fish delicacies. They are a fresh water fish......Bob
 
Do you have to fish on the charter? Because I'm not sure I can multi-task drinking tequila and fishing without falling overboard. :D I'd sure try though.:cheers:
 
capt coot has decided to follow in uguides footsteps. the coot decided that if uguide can make money from hunting he would turn his passion for fishing into a first rate outfitting service. he named it CCCCC Unlimited. ( Capt Coots Custom Carp Charters Unlimited) here are a couple photos of the pride and joy of his fleet of sea worthy fishing vessels.

That's kind of a long name I would shorten it up and call it U-CARP.

that is my kind of boat seat to be sure. Lot's of cold ones could be downed in that setup.
 
That's kind of a long name I would shorten it up and call it U-CARP.

that is my kind of boat seat to be sure. Lot's of cold ones could be downed in that setup.
I don't know UGUIDE, if it was me and I named it, I'd change a few letters around. Maybe a R in place of an A........LOL Heck I'd fish from it, looks like a decent casting deck on the front....:D
 
I was wondering where my lazy boy went. Damn coot stoled it out of my yeti watching ATV! Coot, that isnt how you do business!
 
I provide hotel service for coot's pathetic fishing tour.


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I went to Coot's Grand Opening. I have to say, Im impressed. To show you how impressed I was, here are pictures I took.


First I saw the Oakridge Boys singing...
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Live Entertainment....

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Along with a Resturant... have to say, everything on the menu was grilled. MMM delicious!

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Limo Service
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Outdoor scene bathrooms..

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Other entertainment. This guy was a happy man. I interviewed this man, he couldnt talk, left his teeth at home.

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HOTEL service was awesome..

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Fishing pictures!!!

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Front row seats!

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I dont know about the rest of you, but I think I found Capt's Coot wife standing in the crowd. However, a miscalulation here.

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and finally.. the last picture of the day!!


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yah!! morans, capt's coot guide service is a joke! I just revealed it.

COOT!! BBB is wanting to ask you questions.
 
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