Bar Room Economics

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Bar Room Economics
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for
all ten is $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it
would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.


So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar
every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day,
the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers,"
he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20."
Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.


The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes
so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for
free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How
could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his
'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if
they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and
the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the
bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by
roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each
should pay.

And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings) .
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).


Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four
continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men
began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20,"
declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!"
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar,
too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!" "That's true!!"
shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only
two? The wealthy get all the breaks!" "Wait a minute," yelled the
first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system
exploits the poor!" The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.


The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the
nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay
the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough
money between all of them for even half of the bill! And that, ladies
and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is how our tax
system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most
benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being
wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might
start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
 
Very true but... what kind of man goes to the bar and only drinks 10 dollars worth of beer? :D:cheers:
 
no doubt. Or that they were broke because he paid them unlivable wages then sold them goods through his company store, and gas at his gas station, while renting them crappy little roach infested houses ( section 8), all the while bitching when he had to give them the benefit of a drink every once and a while.

Very rarely does the truth lie at one end or the other.
 
no doubt. Or that they were broke because he paid them unlivable wages then sold them goods through his company store, and gas at his gas station, while renting them crappy little roach infested houses ( section 8), all the while bitching when he had to give them the benefit of a drink every once and a while.

Very rarely does the truth lie at one end or the other.



Think the point is being missed. 40% pay little or no tax in the USA.
 
Think the point is being missed. 40% pay little or no tax in the USA.

BBob, I did not miss the point. But it goes alot further than the point of the joke. I did find the laugh and the Irony, in your post.:thumbsup: With that i'm done with this post, before it goes south. Great joke.:cheers:
 
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