Sneaking dog into motel

[Goosemaster]

If you don't want to pay pet fees, you have to sneak your dog into the motel. This involves creating a diversion so they don't see you putting your dog into the room.

 

[BrownDogsCan2]

Yeah the fire alarm or a busty Latin American woman.

 

[benelli-banger]

If you don't want to pay pet fees, you have to sneak your dog into the motel. This involves creating a diversion so they don't see you putting your dog into the room.

Trans Japanese midget sushi chef juggling flaming sashimi while spitting wasabi at the staff….on Goose’s shoulders.

 

[BrownDogsCan2]

Goose nah the trick is to pay cash and a lot of times they will only charge you for one dog.

 

[birddude]

If you don't want to pay pet fees, you have to sneak your dog into the motel. This involves creating a diversion so they don't see you putting your dog into the room.

You mean like a bomb threat? While everyone is looking at the bomb squad and the F.B.I. you slip them in the door?

 

[benelli-banger]

Goose—different topic, but I’ll ask it here, kinda tangential to this thread: what’s your tipping policy when you’re the recipient of service…restaurant, etc? Just curious….or checking out of a motel, and your room has been cleaned/serviced periodically during your stay?

 

[matto]

Buddy tried to dispute the (accurate) pet fee on a motel bill once. Then they sent him video from the hallway.