Dallas Cowboy Humor

[JMc]

Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A.The Dallas Cowboys
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Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
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Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A.Put up a goal post.
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Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
>A.Old
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Q.What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A.Nobody remembers.
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Q.What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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Q.Where is the safest place during a tornado?
A.Cowboys Stadium-there have been no touchdowns in there...!

Sorry, just had to do it, and I'm a fan

 

[ljckr]

thats pretty good all very funny and true ,they are still my team i catch alot of crap at work when i wear my cowboys t-shirts.

 

[webguy]

Sorry, just had to do it, and I'm a fan

Now that's the funny part!