A sign of getting old.

The many signs of getting old. Pretty girls start calling you "sir", You don't have to ask for the senior discount, You don't get IDd at the liquor store, hair doesn't grow where it should and grows where it shouldn't, what should get stiff won't and cramps. I keep some mustard packets close for those cramps. My hunting partner brings a jug of pickle juice for after hunt refreshment.
 
Dang, that does not look like it's from any cramp..Looks more like a football injury. Or MMA...
Heck, I forgot about the ultimate cage fighting match I was in over the weekend...that explains things now!
Those things have been in my rear view mirror for over a decade now. Thanks for suggesting that though!
The biggest fights I find myself in theses days, are trying to get my chaps on when I already have put my boots on....or just trying to lace-up my boots before hunting, while the dog is in the house.
 
Sometimes it's hard to find the little tool when you're all suited up and need to drain some liquid from a "seems like a minature" bladder.
I know, I used to have to get in there and play with it a little just so it would clear my zipper. Now I don't have time for that. If I can't get it out pretty quick, there's going to be an accident!!
 
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