You Might be a Ringneck if:

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ranchodeluxe

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1.Your so full of holes that you cast a polka dot shadow
2.You survive what sounds like a 21 gun salute
3.You use a "No Hunting" sign for shade all day
4.Your band of followers consists of only pointers and flushers
5. You've awakened in the back of a pickup truck and hastily made your escape


That's all I got.Your turn.
 
You don't live in SE WA State . . . (damn lousy year, anyway)
 
Yu might be a REDNECK if:

1. You use two old pickups, drive 100 yrds apart and drag a long chain between them to flush sharptail grouse from harvested winter wheat.

2. Burn the grass from the road ditch and then use a dyed black sheet to hide under to pass shoot geese.

3. You think a Pheasants Forever Habatit Management Area sign trumps the no hunting sign beside it.

4. Driving on unimproved roads that are very wet is not damageing its just a challange.

5. Ruin the family budget just to go hunting one more time
 
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SDJIM,
You forgot the one:
If the richest person in your county is the Tooth Fairy!

Don't get me started...got lots more:D
 
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