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[arrowbanshee]

I suppose I will be the first to post here. I am a professional dog trainer in the evenings. For a negotiable fee, I can train your dog to be spoiled rotten and an all around couch potato. When your dog leaves my facilities, he will be steady to flush and shot (flush is me getting off the couch for another beer, and shot is me changing the channel on the tv). Sorry, just had to have a little fun!

 

[sage]

that good arrow. i need some to teach sage not to eat the remote and not to spill the beer lol

 

[arrowbanshee]

My dog definately knows the sound of a beer can opening and comes running. The other day I fell asleep and she got ahold of my favorite hat...Bad Dog!

 

[Oggie]

My dog definately knows the sound of a beer can opening and comes running. The other day I fell asleep and she got ahold of my favorite hat...Bad Dog!

It was just a Nebraska hat.(GOOD DOG).......just thank god it wasn't your KANSAS one..