Found this fairly entertaining... Work Freezer

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So yesterday our Our Receptionist is stomping around our building with a bag of somemthing that leaked all over her "Healthy Choice steamers" in the freezer.... Of course she come strait to my desk. She gets all kinds of bent out of shape because our freezer apparently crapped out over night and this leaked bloody water all over her stuff.

I had brought some in for a Phillipino guy that works for me, he brings me fish. I bring him Pheasant, works out.

Anyway I got a kick out of it. She was convinced she'd die if she ate those after that "stuff" being all over them.
 
lol......reminds me of my wife a bit. I can cook pheasant or other game with chichen or beef and she refuses to eat it because the wild game was cooked with it. :) --1pheas4
 
My wife an I just processed 80 pounds of venison burger yesterday. At least she didn't pass out on me this time. She is a good sport. She has helped me improve my processing "cleanliness". You should have see the blood in bottom of cooler from all the raw venison:D
 
UGUIDE said:
My wife an I just processed 80 pounds of venison burger yesterday. At least she didn't pass out on me this time. She is a good sport. She has helped me improve my processing "cleanliness". You should have see the blood in bottom of cooler from all the raw venison:D
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Hey speaking of which....I found a way to make venison burgers taste even better. I sliced (very thin) the meat up and put it in salt water over night then drained, rinsed, and placed it in salt water again. The next day drain, rinse, and processe it. By drawing the blood out before grinding the venison you can give it to you wife without her knowing it's venison.:D It tastes just like beef! --1pheas4
 
Another Freezer Story

I remember a while back when my new pup ( he was 3-4 months at the time) happily came trotting into the living room with a rooster leg with spur (required to keep them on for transport) and delivered it to me.

Big OOPS.....somehow the little guy had managed to open up the downstairs freezer and after he had his choice of birds, he brought me the remains.
 
My favorite freezer story is when I was away on a business trip and my wife failed to notice the pool of water on the garage floor coming from my freezer, the same pool of water she walked past all day long going to and from her truck.

All my pheasants, fish and bait were completely thawed out. I threw them away and the next trash day, I had a big old buzzard sitting on the top of my garbage can - I can only imagine what the neighbors thought.
 
1pheas4 said:
Hey speaking of which....I found a way to make venison burgers taste even better. I sliced (very thin) the meat up and put it in salt water over night then drained, rinsed, and placed it in salt water again. The next day drain, rinse, and processe it. By drawing the blood out before grinding the venison you can give it to you wife without her knowing it's venison.:D It tastes just like beef! --1pheas4
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Then why not just buy beef. :D My girlfriend gives me a hard time when I tell her something tastes like chicken. She always says then I will just eat chicken.
 
labsnslabs said:
Then why not just buy beef. :D My girlfriend gives me a hard time when I tell her something tastes like chicken. She always says then I will just eat chicken.
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LOL......well i'd say buying beef/chicken from the store just isn't as much fun. Plus wild games lower in fat. Gotta watch that waste line ya know.:D --1pheas4
 
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