@moellermd--LOL, I'm not quite as bad a person as that clip from my previous post might indicate! Please pray for me, I just happen to HATE feral hogs-gone-wild & can't find much sympathy for them like the rest of God's creation...it's kinda hard when almost every farming & ranching neighbor I had for miles around killed 100-200 per year EACH & all we could collectively do at best was just hope to keep them whittled back for a while (they are more prolific than rabbits with 3 litters per year & the first litter already dropping litters of their own by the end of that year--the problem is staggering). One friend I grew up with killed almost 600 of them on his place alone in a single year (he was actually mass poisoning them due to extensive crop damage). I am not exaggerating - the problem is so bad throughout many parts of the southern U.S. that Game Dept's & County Agricultural Extensions have started putting on day-long county-by-county joint-seminars to try & help landowners utilize every means possible to deal with with the massive problem. Speaking of a biblical analogy - the newly discovered "Judas Pig" method has proven to be among the most effective tactics in the arsenal (which consists of releasing a live radio-collared pig that has been trapped to go pack up with the wild herd & then follow him in to the slaughter - with everyone in the group taking great care not to shoot the orange-collared Judas pig, so he can lead them to a successful repeat over & over again).
People who have never lived around it cannot possibly imagine the scope & nature of the EXPLOSIVE problem which has been irreversibly unleashed by for-pay hunting ranches & clueless hunters wanting a chance to chase wild hogs! Total eradication/reversal has now become an impossibility & wild-hogs have long since proven to be absolutely uncontainable for long within the parameters of wherever they happen to be turned loose!!!...All of this in the exact same area where wild hogs were a rarity at best & for the most part unheard of during my childhood & teen years growing up there!
With your kindred dry sense of humor, not exactly sure the connection or what you mean by your desire to hear one of my sermons - is that a good thing or a bad thing???
Though not too many of my sermons have ever been recorded, guess I do have to admit I'm not exactly some people's prim-&-proper idea of what-all a minister or preacher is expected to be, nor is my "congregation" the typical one that everyone usually thinks of...A large part of my life in ministry has been spent reaching out to societal misfits & outsiders and the non-churchy crowd (from street people & juvenile delinquents to foul-mouthed fishermen & hunters--Ha-Ha) & I love every minute of it! I am convinced that God loves sinners!!!...One of my sermons from the past that I did happen to preach to a bunch of religious/church-folks might possibly set you gasping for air or at least make you scratch your head for a minute (which it was meant to do) - it was entitled "Jesus Died For Me & I Don't Give A Damn"!!! After people got over all their hyperventilating, I simply pointed out that although many of them would NEVER dare say such a thing outright & were quite upset with me for doing so, they live out that statement every day! Guess you could say I'm not exactly a conventionalist who is always into just coddling/schmoozing people with what they want to hear & keeping up the status quo - but I do have a very deep love for both people & God!!! Hope I haven't just managed to fall a notch or two further in your books!!!