My buddie was driving and I was almost asleep going down I990 in SD when a group of pheasants flew across the road, they all made but one big old rooster. We hit him with the very top of the roof line of the topper sending him high into the air and coming down so hard that it smashed the windshield of the State Trooper behnd us, man was he pissed--wrote my buddie up for flipping him the bird.
LOL now that's good stuff right there.