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He’s crafty…

I kinda suspect Goose is a Hutterite that flew the coop…or, a spitting image of the Mormon guy from Sister Wives….

The movies that could be made!!!!!!

And for really egregious transgressions, send that lowbrow broad up there with the Winchester, and make the guy run the gauntlet where she squeezes off a few rounds in his direction…she has to be blindfolded and slug down a bunch of PBR, just like the date with Goose!

Damn !!

Opening weekend in SD my gun went off sooner than I intended as I was mounting the gun while a rooster flushed and was flying away…gun barrel pointed up, in general direction of the bird, and I got it with 2nd shot. Illustrates that it does happen, in fact, it’s happened to me before…100 times...

2 weeks ago today a local bank was hosting a pheasant hunt on a preserve near Duluth that’s also got a great sporting clays course, as well as trap, skeet, and 5 stand, etc; one of the brothers that owns the joint lost his dog, a terrific springer, when one of the clients shot it. If barrels...

Dog and hunter safety are paramount in importance…lots of guys shoot ruffed grouse on the ground, usually solo and dogless…if I’m watching a cripple escape and it’s in the wide open, like a picked crop field, and dogs are no where near the bird, and are not in pursuit, I have and will do that..

Good job pattern Good Job patterning…smart!

He has to be serious, when you really fixate and contemplate his “rules”, like the required penance of heading deep into Northern Saskatchewan to ask forgiveness for killing a young rooster…I see no other remedy for said transgression…cults aren’t so bad, really…I now hope he resembles David...

He deserves something, the lowbrow chick shot at him with a Winchester! Now that’s something!!!! We need to embrace what we have here…at least I do…I’d bet 10 cases of PBR tall boys that Goose’s IQ puts him in the Mensa category…

I try to find the humor in things…I was a Goose basher for a long time, took him at face value…easy to interpret everyone literally here. I have been of the opinion more recently that Goose is having a lot of fun jerking our chains a good bit around here, which is terrific! And if not, he’s a...

Goose, I hereby nominate you to be the Grand Poobah here! There’s no doubt or equivocation…you’re a treasure of this forum…and this country!!

Marlin would be lowbrow! She’s high class!

Catch (std) and release situation? 😝

At least 1:1, maybe more roosters, but one day opening wknd it was 20:1 hens to roosters on my ground for some reason that afternoon

I’ve never kept a count…I roughly know days afield, which is what matters to me

I make my wife eat pheasant daily, most of the fall…and our pets, too…I don’t make her eat our pets, I mean I feed them all my game birds…they love them braised, it’s fun watching my wife and the pets eating these birds..when they’re done they’re let out of the locked cell.

Heartburn, probably…

Goose should build and preside over the phezophile prison…his rules…badass place! I’d violate just to meet this mythical figure…kinda like the wizard of oz….that’d be kickass to be a prisoner of goose! Actually, truth be told, I saw a brood that couldn’t fly yet…momma was leading them across...