Ditch Commander

[AtTheMurph]

First the Duck Commander, then Buck Commander, and now I have given my brother the title of Ditch Commander as he has over 30 spots within 15 steps of the road ditch. He usually has his limit without having to tie his boots. As a Christmas gift I've created a T-shirt to honor his greatness. What the t-shirt lacks in artistic creativity it encompasses the mission at hand, the shock and awe campaign of the Ditch Commander. I don't know why I find this so funny but please enjoy my new logo. Merry Christmas big brother!

As a man who has earned the respect of having an actual ditch named after him, I need one of those! Who made it?

 

[wisturkeyhunter]

How does he feel about the homos?

 

[Ditchmaster]

How does he feel about the homos?

Is that a trick question, I've never asked him, I'm sure he is neither for nor against them.

 

[Ditchmaster]

News

Just saw the news, my apologizes Wisturk, I just ratted you out to the moderator, that is funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cheers:

 

[BrowningCitori]

Approaching middle agedness, I had to look that one up on urban dictionary. Thanks for ruining Christmas! I laughed so hard I think I pulled something here....I just remembered why I moved away from the state that helped create the fraud known as the lunar module landing. In the immortal words of a guy named "sneakers" Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO also! Learn something everyday!

 

[roscoe71]

where can i get a ditch commander t shirt? i know a few people who would rather kennell a dog in the truck and then drive along the ditch to find roosters. i need a couple of those shirts