The Econwmy ia si Bad That.....

mnmthunting

mnmthunting

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I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

Big oil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
 
Those are pretty good. The truth is very close in some of them.......Bob
 
Recession Blues

mnmthunting said:
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

Big oil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Laughing my a** off.
 
I have coffee coming out my nose and I am laughing so hard I can't stop coughing from the cold I caught from my little germ bucket, oh that was great :thumbsup: thanks MNM I needed that. :10sign:
 
I'm laughing at my type-0's that's almost as funny.:rolleyes:
 
Boy you sure can tell hunting season is over for most of us. The number of posts and the different stuff coming on this forum is outstanding. Keep it coming guys, just keep related it clean and such, we all need it.........Bob
 
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The Lounge sez "Chit Chat or anything NOT related to pheasant hunting"

So whats the deal?
 
MNM, If you are referring to my post. I was making a comment on how great it is to see this different stuff coming on the board. It is great to see you members using your imaginations and getting some stuff on the "lighter side" appearing. I meant no harm, I was just saying it all is fun to read. I now see what you mean I edited that out.....Bob
 
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No problem Bob.
The outdoors and wildlife is my life. [except for family]
I don't get off the subject often. But it is off season. Cabin fever you know!
 
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