Ditchmaster
Well-known member
In the case of my dog vs. porcupine, a jury of your peers have unanimously found you guilty of attempted homicide on a Labrador. You will be charged restitution of 161 U.S. dollars for medical expenses and emotional suffering, Furthermore because of your malicious actions you and your immediate family members will be systematically dispatched by lethal shotgun blast for the rest of the 2014 season in NE MT, or either of the Dakotas. Although you appear like a harmless sloth-like creature you have obviously overpopulated and inflicted gross bodily harm to many dogs this year and it is obvious that you have a personal vendetta against upland hunting dogs. No other punishment deters porcupines so effectually from committing crimes as the punishment of death. This is one of those propositions which is difficult to prove simply because they are in themselves more obvious than any proof can make them. In any secondary punishment, however terrible, there is hope, but death is death, its terrors cannot be described more forcibly.
My dog is going to be ok but got one pretty close to the eye. I will actually handle future encounters on a case by case basis, for a heads up of those coming to MT there has been a high incident of encounters this year. We are taking the day off and going fishing tomorrow.
My dog is going to be ok but got one pretty close to the eye. I will actually handle future encounters on a case by case basis, for a heads up of those coming to MT there has been a high incident of encounters this year. We are taking the day off and going fishing tomorrow.
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