Deep Thoughts

[BritChaser]

"Deep Thoughts" was a satirical sketch that appeared often on Saturday Night Live some decades or centuries ago - I can't remember. Anyway, I was wonderin' if anyone on the forum has any "deep thoughts" or what they might think are deep thoughts about the current state of . . . damn, I can't remember. Well heck. I thought I had a real good idea for a thread here and it just petered out on me. 20 days till Kansas dove. 50 days till Kansas fall turkey. 88 days till Kansas pheasant and quail. Damn, I guess this thread shoulda started in the Kansas subforum, or the "Nutcase" subforum. Where am I anyway? Is this Ted Nugent's site/blog? I sure hope so because I want to sell him some counterfeit huntin' licenses so he can hunt "legally."

 

[captaincoot]

Looks like they got him guys. Who they are I aint got a F#####g clue. But I'm going to start prepping before they get me

 

[Jakeismydog2]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
- Jack Handey

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
- Jack Handey

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
- Jack Handey

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
- Jack Handey

 

[Toad]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
- Jack Handey

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
- Jack Handey

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
- Jack Handey

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
- Jack Handey

Nice. I remember all of those. haha. :cheers:

 

[small munsterlander owner]

these are great im pretty sure i remember them i was young but were they the skits with just a guy talking and like a couple walking down a beach or some other happy scene with some funny music playing in the background??? be a dream like skit??? classic stuff man...

 

[BritChaser]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
- Jack Handey

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
- Jack Handey

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
- Jack Handey

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
- Jack Handey

I love it! :cheers:

 

[BritChaser]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
- Jack Handey

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
- Jack Handey

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
- Jack Handey

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
- Jack Handey

Yep, those are some deep thoughts from "Deep Thoughts." :cheers: Oops, I already commented.